Oh my garland, everyone. Oh. My. Garland. Missy Sissy the Donder Elf had such a jolly good time this holiday season at SeaWorld. Fingers crossed Santa invites her back. Only 347 more sleeps until the big day!
If you're looking for something naughty to get yourself into, stop by Teatro Martini in Orlando and give a big huge hug to Dirty Gertie. I would just love to see y'all there for a night of comedy, burlesque, and magic. You can catch me January 17th, 18th, 24th, and 31st. I'll let y'all know when
Sissy Anne Quaranta